I wanted to get these two down so I don't forget them later. A couple of days ago on the way to school Cadence and Rory had the following argument.
Cadence found a dandelion to blow on.
Cady: Rory here you can blow it with me and we can make a wish. (they blow annoying weed seeds into one of my neighbors yards)
Rory: What did you wish for?
Cady: A unicorn. What did you wish for?
Rory: A purple unicorn.
Cady: Unicorns can't be purple.
Rory: Yes they can.
Cady: No. They are white and sparkly with pink horns!
Rory: Mine is purple.
Cady: Mom! Tell Rory that unicorns CAN'T be purple.
Me: Unicorns aren't real so they can be any color you want them to be.
********silence*********
Cady: You're not being helpful mom. I know they aren't real. Rory you have to face it. Unicorns CAN'T be purple.
Rory: Yes they can. Mine can. She's magic.
This went on until we got to school.
Tonight at dinner we were talking about dreams.
Rory: Mom, I dreamed about a rainbow dinosaur and I had to kill him dead with my crayon sword in my pocket.
Cadence: Mom, she's just faking that up. It totally wasn't rainbow.
They are totally a riot.

1 comment:
Hilarious!!!
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